This Global Law Firm Really Stinks (Because Of The Poop)

Return to the office, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. They didn’t tell you about the rivers of shit you’d have to deal with.

Unfortunately, that’s not much of a euphemism for the folks at the U.K.-based Kennedys Biglaw firm. As reported by RollOnFriday, the firm recently moved its London office to the Fenchurch building, nicknamed the Walkie-Talkie. Alas, that move came with some plumbing problems.

But the “massive upgrade” encountered a hitch over the summer when the toilets four floors above Kennedys “exploded” and “flooded the shafts with waste”, said an insider.

With the elevators out of action, clients had to be “ferried up and down in the service lift”. Also, said a source, “the whole building reeks of sh1t”.

The good news is a firm spokesperson confirms that matter has since been cleared up: “Pleased to report that the lifts and all the Walkie Talkie office amenities are fully operational. Our people and our clients continue to enjoy our firm’s offices in one of London’s most iconic buildings.”

Kathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, host of The Jabot podcast, and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter @Kathryn1 or Mastodon @[email protected].

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